~ Biar D’Chol Biar ~
Have anyone ever paid close attention on how South Sudan politics trends on social media? Well, the South Sudan politics these days looks wierdo. It’s gone to the level in which unity would be difficult to achieve as we’re politically divided. And this has led to having political grouping, in which they go after each other on social media. But some groups aren’t after any group, but love their country. And here’s political grouping:
The JACK & JAN-acronym of ( Jok Madut Jok, Ajak Deng Chiengkou, Chol Biargutamuor and Kuir Ë Garang & Jacob Jiel Akol, Angeth Acol De Dut and Ngong Aluang, Jon Pen). These are groups anyone who loves South Sudan could associate with. They had country in their hearts unlike the rest. They can tell one the truths in black and white, whether one likes it or not. They criticized President Kiir most of the times based his failure of governing of the nation. What they want is a stable peaceful South Sudan where everyone would walk freely as citizen of the nation and not A Nuer or Dinka or any of the other tribes. They’ve nothing personal against President, but the way Kiir led the nation down is their problem. They try their best to detribalize South Sudanese warmongers online by educating them on how to be patriots and not “pay-to-riots.”
The next one is the KADD ( Kuer Garang Manyok, Anok Nyan de Gabriel, Deng Lueth Mayom Ayiik and Dut-machine de Mabior) are intellectually abrasive. They recited politics daily like KADDISH-a jewish prayer recited daily as a ritual. This group is intellectually and politically spicy, and can spray a pepper in one’s eyes if one dares to touch any member of the PMONG(Pagan, Majak, Oyai, Nyandeng and Gier). They can intellectually murder one if one dares to say something against PMONG or PMOND (Pagan, Majak, Oyai, Nyandeng and Deng Alor). They think PMONG/PMOND are the ‘angels’ of South Sudan due to their stance against the war. They look at PMONG/PMOND as politically fit in which they think the next President of South Sudan is among them. They walk online with a baseball bat and a pen in their hands to ‘politically lynch’ and one who think Kiir or Riek should remain in power.
And this is where the MAD (Madut Anyar, Awur Valentino and Deng Bol, chairman of Red army) group comes in.This group is unable to think in clear and a sensible way. The MAD believes that Kiir Mayardit is the most charismatic leader that should stay in power forever. The MAD are corrosive and hot-tempered that can take even a bullet if one touches their ‘disciples,’ KANA or KWAK ( Kiir Mayar, Akol Khor, Nhial Deng and Awur Deng Achuil). They usually go after members of PMONG and this is whereby the BACK (Beth Maketh, Amer Mayen, Chol Lual and Kuer Mabior) comes in especially when one touches their ‘dear mama,’ Nyandeng de Mabior. The BACK are the rear part of KADD, back up by KWAMA & PALM ( Kuer Garang, William Deng, Maruon Ayii and Ajang Grang & Pageer Ajang, Awuol Deng, Lwal Baguot and Maketh Akok ). This group would bury one politically if one jumps into political debate without washing his/her feet. The PALM, however aren’t staunch supporters of PMONG, but would contribute if they want to.
Interestingly, when debate becomes spicy, the group that jumps in when one of their beloved leader of RAM (Riek, Angelina and Mabior) is touched is JAR (Jesus Deng Madingchuai, Alier Ateny and Reat Nhial). The JAR is very harsh and unpleasant to anyone who speaks against RAM. This group wants Kiir to step down and had RAM takes over, but it’s impossible. And to them, no one else they see fit to rescue South Sudan in this crisis than RAM. However, the JAG OR JAB ( John Garang, Ateny Wek and Gordon Buay/Buay Malek) thinks of JAR as weeds and when to spray insecticides to kill them. The JAG/JAB quickly and suddenly injects their venom arrogantly against PMONG/PMOND. They think they are ‘watchdog’ of South Sudan. They can’t stand RAM, PMONG, M& T and LAB-a lone political wolf that have a few supportive members online.
And the last group that aren’t engaged in this madding though sometimes they’re here and there is GANG & TANK ( Garang Aher, Abraham Awuolich, Nhial Tiitmamer and Garang Majok & Ting Mayai, Akech Thiong, Nhial Majak and Kuol Awan. These group tried to be neutral in this crisis. The don’t want to be associated to any of the groups above. They play cool like like BAD acronym of (Bul Thuch, Akol Aguek, and David Hoth/Biar Ajak, Adhieu Ngoth Chol and Deng Riak). And some of these groups are only concerns with the success of their works at EAL and SUDD. They look at themselves as the next leaders of South Sudan and don’t want to be associated to “bad politicians” who destroyed South Sudan. They are playing their “political chess” well, not to be cornered.
And more will come later…
Take this political satire seriously at your own risk!